me: wow leo i can't believe you're in my house what a pleasure
leo: you hijacked a plane and took the chief commander of the navy's war vehicle while shooting all his internal organs and ran over 1,706 people and rebuilt the titanic and went across the lake and used baby monkeys as your shield while helicopters threw bombs from the sky until you got ahold of a horse and whipped it with a lizard 47 times and rebuilt a 400 year old crashed plane and drove it just to kidnap me
me:
leo: you could've just used a car
me: it's not fun that way
